HOUSEFULL has been a HOUSEFOOL and will sure be declared a HOUSEFAIL!

First things first - The films title does not justify the film at all. Not even from a single frame, at least! No idea why was the film titled HOUSEFULL.
Now, let me move on to the story of the film. Story, did I say? There is no story at all in the film, but the film just moves on with some forced situations and characters appearing and the foursome (Akki, Dips, Lara and Ritesh) have to move forward to become His wife, Her Husband, His Cook, Her Maid.. Actually its not a Confusion for the audience but for the two other characters (Boman and Ramphal), add forced character Lilette Dubey and a bit of Jiah Khan (appearing and disappearing). Malaika to start with and to end with and Chunky Pandey just joking and irritating with his loud Italian style (Just Jokingggg!).
The song in the film goes, He's a Loser.. And this applies directly to Sajid Khan (as he is a loser), the film is a dud, Yawn! I hardly smiled at a few scenes, but then there is nothing 'ha ha ha' about the film, not even the final episode where everyone in the House (a Party Hall, though) goes 'Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee Hee, Ho Ho Ho'! This is such a tasteless humor. Sajid has heavily inspired by Priyadarshan type of climax for this House!
In a nutshell - the film has all these ingredients: Bad crap Joke, Senseless scenes, Animated Parrot and a Tiger to fear, A monkey to slap, Kanta ben type Gay imaginations from two some to three some, Pappa Jag Jayega, Beach Wear, Irritating Akhree Pasta, Lie Detector, forced Apni Toh Jaise Taise, Laughing Gas, Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee Hee, Ho Ho Ho..The film is a Super Duper Hit (Well, Lol! I am just Jokinggg!!)
No doubt the theater was Housefull, but actually Sajid has fooled everyone of us with the teaser and claiming it to be best comedy (oops..no ways, Hey Baby was far better), that we all inside the Theater House were looking more like Fools - watching the film, and some even enjoying to such crude crap humor. I would consider myself a HOUSEFOOL to have watched this film. I can rather catch it at my House and have my FULL family watch it for free, then I can call it as HOUSEFULL!
Box office wise, the film fails badly and it can be declared HOUSE-FAIL!

Sundeep Malani