Here are some of my Views on RA.ONE
I hope you like it and take it very easy!
* RA.One boasts of A One special effects but Zero content! - No Soul in the film, and its all hurriedly done with half baked screenplay and not the way SRK films are. Good in parts only!
* Well... the film will do well coz kids will love it - 3D experience and more over the graphix. But, an adult - will yawn! Rajnikants cameo will raise claps aloud continously for those 2 minutes, resulting in not even making one understand the dialogues.. such is an impact of Rajnikanth in a Shah Rukh Khan film
* Songs come from nowhere abruptly and no details given why a Villain (Ra.one) came out from the video game, How? - many questions unanswered, and looks because of an abrupt ending - there is a possiblity of a sequel..
* The opening scene of the film is a total LET DOWN... Lol... Sanjay Dutt and Priyanka Chopra - do NOT IMPRESS
* The only thing one would like to see is the GORGEOUS KAREENA KAPOOR
* My VERDICT: Frankly speaking RA.One means (RAjnikanth the Only ONE). Thats it, besides this SRK, Kareena, The little boy, Sanju Baba, Priyanka Chopra and the main villain Arjun Expressionless Ramphal are all just caricatures in the film. No one gets any applause but only Yawn! Its only when RAJNI comes for a Scene - Its all WHISTLES, APPLAUSE, NOISE and SMILES on your face.
* Rajinikanth's one-scene cameo as 'Chitti' garners more applause than Shah Rukh wins in the whole film! Besides, Ra.One is nowhere near to Rajni's ROBOT. For all those who want to see Ra.One - its definitely only a ONE time watch. I bet, second time if given a chance, One will easily give it a Miss :)
* What a Comparison: TARAN ADARSH gives 4.5 Stars for RA.ONE, KOMAL NAHTA gives 3.5 and RAJA SEN gives 1.5 Stars. Well, ask me: I would give it just ONE star and that is not as a Reviewer, but to say there is only ONE Star in the Film to save the 2.5 hours film and that is RAJANIKANTH. He is no doubt the Only ONE. RA(jnikanth).ONE :)
* RA.One's RA.VIEW is BAD and WORSE everywhere. Except for the few CRITICS who get paid to write, the rest (audience) just loved 2 things in the film: The Graphix and RA.jnikanth!
* RA.One hasn't WON my heart.. I hope this is not the same with DON TOO (2). What DIWALI could not get sparkled, maybe XMAS can do the Magic!
* The fate of Shah Rukh Khan's RA.ONE is somewhere closer to Abhishek Bachchan's RAAVAN. Also, there was an old film with the title RAVAN, that didnt do well, which implies that The Evil is Always an EVIL!
* RA.One is a video game that can be played on a PSP/I Phone or your Laptop at home. Dont have to go to a Multiplex to watch it and waste your time and money too!
* Didn't the Railway Authorities tell SRK that: GAADI KE CHATH PE YAATRA KARNA JAANLEVA HO SAKTA HAI :)
* I still prefer Abhi - Ash's super flop RAAVAN than this video game RA.ONE :)
* I still cant figure out that the 'child' in the film Ra.One was a boy or a girl? :P
* BREAKING NEWS: RA.ONE to be telecast next week on SAHARA.ONE and repeat telecast in STAR.ONE :)
* Dont the makers know the fact that the name LUCIFER means Devil. Lucifer is the King of Devil and having it named for a Kid (who is an innocent) - besides G.1 is supposed to be an Farishta (Angel) to protect LUCIFER.. Lol.. This is a Biggest Joke! Infact, LUCIFER and RAAVAN come under same category!
* How can SRK make fun of South Indians? Its ridiculous. No South Indian (Tamilian) for real will ever have curds in noodles. Its sick! (Thats making fun) and secondly, no one will pronounce KONJUM KONJUM as CONDOM CONDOM (thats actually sick)
* Kareena cant speak a single word of Tamil in the movie but ends up singing 6 lines of perfect TAMIL in Chammak Challo :) Lolz
* Havent seen any South Indian doing a karwa chauth! First time ever, saw it in Ra.ONE !
* RA.ONE is STRICTLY meant only for CHILDREN below 15 Yrs. My son Silver Malaniis 14 yrs and he just loved the film! Its CERTIFIED:)
And Finally,
* Seeing all such comments .. .RA.One is threatening to Kill Me :)
Yours
Sundeep Malani
Film Critic
* RA.One boasts of A One special effects but Zero content! - No Soul in the film, and its all hurriedly done with half baked screenplay and not the way SRK films are. Good in parts only!
* Well... the film will do well coz kids will love it - 3D experience and more over the graphix. But, an adult - will yawn! Rajnikants cameo will raise claps aloud continously for those 2 minutes, resulting in not even making one understand the dialogues.. such is an impact of Rajnikanth in a Shah Rukh Khan film
* Songs come from nowhere abruptly and no details given why a Villain (Ra.one) came out from the video game, How? - many questions unanswered, and looks because of an abrupt ending - there is a possiblity of a sequel..
* The opening scene of the film is a total LET DOWN... Lol... Sanjay Dutt and Priyanka Chopra - do NOT IMPRESS
* The only thing one would like to see is the GORGEOUS KAREENA KAPOOR
* My VERDICT: Frankly speaking RA.One means (RAjnikanth the Only ONE). Thats it, besides this SRK, Kareena, The little boy, Sanju Baba, Priyanka Chopra and the main villain Arjun Expressionless Ramphal are all just caricatures in the film. No one gets any applause but only Yawn! Its only when RAJNI comes for a Scene - Its all WHISTLES, APPLAUSE, NOISE and SMILES on your face.
* Rajinikanth's one-scene cameo as 'Chitti' garners more applause than Shah Rukh wins in the whole film! Besides, Ra.One is nowhere near to Rajni's ROBOT. For all those who want to see Ra.One - its definitely only a ONE time watch. I bet, second time if given a chance, One will easily give it a Miss :)
* What a Comparison: TARAN ADARSH gives 4.5 Stars for RA.ONE, KOMAL NAHTA gives 3.5 and RAJA SEN gives 1.5 Stars. Well, ask me: I would give it just ONE star and that is not as a Reviewer, but to say there is only ONE Star in the Film to save the 2.5 hours film and that is RAJANIKANTH. He is no doubt the Only ONE. RA(jnikanth).ONE :)
* RA.One's RA.VIEW is BAD and WORSE everywhere. Except for the few CRITICS who get paid to write, the rest (audience) just loved 2 things in the film: The Graphix and RA.jnikanth!
* RA.One hasn't WON my heart.. I hope this is not the same with DON TOO (2). What DIWALI could not get sparkled, maybe XMAS can do the Magic!
* The fate of Shah Rukh Khan's RA.ONE is somewhere closer to Abhishek Bachchan's RAAVAN. Also, there was an old film with the title RAVAN, that didnt do well, which implies that The Evil is Always an EVIL!
* RA.One is a video game that can be played on a PSP/I Phone or your Laptop at home. Dont have to go to a Multiplex to watch it and waste your time and money too!
* Didn't the Railway Authorities tell SRK that: GAADI KE CHATH PE YAATRA KARNA JAANLEVA HO SAKTA HAI :)
* I still prefer Abhi - Ash's super flop RAAVAN than this video game RA.ONE :)
* I still cant figure out that the 'child' in the film Ra.One was a boy or a girl? :P
* BREAKING NEWS: RA.ONE to be telecast next week on SAHARA.ONE and repeat telecast in STAR.ONE :)
* Dont the makers know the fact that the name LUCIFER means Devil. Lucifer is the King of Devil and having it named for a Kid (who is an innocent) - besides G.1 is supposed to be an Farishta (Angel) to protect LUCIFER.. Lol.. This is a Biggest Joke! Infact, LUCIFER and RAAVAN come under same category!
* How can SRK make fun of South Indians? Its ridiculous. No South Indian (Tamilian) for real will ever have curds in noodles. Its sick! (Thats making fun) and secondly, no one will pronounce KONJUM KONJUM as CONDOM CONDOM (thats actually sick)
* Kareena cant speak a single word of Tamil in the movie but ends up singing 6 lines of perfect TAMIL in Chammak Challo :) Lolz
* Havent seen any South Indian doing a karwa chauth! First time ever, saw it in Ra.ONE !
* RA.ONE is STRICTLY meant only for CHILDREN below 15 Yrs. My son Silver Malaniis 14 yrs and he just loved the film! Its CERTIFIED:)
And Finally,
* Seeing all such comments .. .RA.One is threatening to Kill Me :)
Yours
Sundeep Malani
Film Critic
Agree with Sundeep...
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