Friday, April 16, 2010

Here comes the PRINCE of Disaster Films!


Maya Maya Maya.... Its all Maya in this Film, which has all Movie Magic Style - That too Copy Cat Styles but no substance. Bike Races, Gun fights and Hell-COPters! Hush!!! Sytlish Cops! Jewel Thief anyone? Yes.. For those who have watched the classic hit by Dev Anand, here comes Vivek Oberoi doing the Anand Act! Definitely not shaking his head all the time! Glances of Styles copied from actors galore (Race, Dhoom, Cash etc).Vivek appears always in black leather, brandishing guns in various poses, grimacing and thrashing around violently, uncertain as to why he is doing it or what will come of it. No idea at all! Girls, Gadgets, Gizmos and Gimmicks. All sick.. definitely not in the same order, though! Everything looks like toys. Girls are Oberoi's Toys, Gadgets looks like Baby Toys, Toy Story is better than these Gizmos and Gimmicks! - No.. wayz.. Its better we play with them!
Oberoi's Angels (Nandana Sen, Aruna Shields & Neeru Bajwa) are Maya Maya Maya to Him. And he has only Woh 5 Din to survive! (Hey, I am not promoting my Film title here)... Memory Loss (Ghajini) and then find for the Memory Chip (Don) Lol! Mixture of various other Style of Film-making! I would rather go in Coma for the duration of the entire film and then get back to my senses to move out of the Operation Theatre (oops.. Cinema Theatre)
What a waste of attempt? Crores of Rupees gone in the Air.. Yes, most of the shoot is in the Air.. Fly High! But, the Collections have dropped and the Film will be out in a week plus time too!
This PRINCE is actually Princeless and can be crowned the PRINCE of Disaster Bollywood Films!

A small TIPS to the Producers: Do not dare to make PRINCE 2 - like you might have planned. And Never ever make a Film with Vivek Oberoi (who thinks he is a Super Man or a Krissh or a James Bond) Lol!
P.S: TIPS is producing this film! ha Ha ha!!!

Sundeep Malani

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