Film Review: HISSS

Its better to take a HIZZZ instead of watching HISSS... Give it a MISSS!

DISCLAIMER: All that I have written here is from my heart and with all frustration. This review is dedicated to Mallika Sherawat. Hope she and the maker of the film (Jennifer) read this!

I am a die hard Snake Fan. I love to watch Snake films and have watched them right from Nagin in 70's followed by my favorite Sridevi's Nagina and Nigahen and all those films from South (original) and at times the dubbed versions of all those Snake films. Must say, all the Snake films that are made down South with special effect are LOLs.. but interesting to watch.... Although I don't have any fond memories of any movies.

My all time Snake films till date are only NAGIN and NAGINA (of course!). Although NIGAHEN was good, it is only becoz of Sridevi.

Now coming to HISSS... I was pretty excited to watch the film as a Snake Lover and then secondly, had to watch it for you (to write Review). I did watch it late (2 days delay) as I was hospitalized, and when I saw the film yesterday... All that I can say to Mallika Sherawat is:

Main Tera Dushman, Dushman Tu Mera.. Tu Naagin Main Saphera!

Would want to capture her and lock her and torture her. So that she stops going overboard about Hisssing around! She is the worst snake and a weird actress one has come across! And the maker, Jennifer Lynch has to get some crash course in directing. It looks like an amateur film. I would advice her to assist me in one of my film to learn direction :P and this is one of the sarcastic comment for the so called Hollywood Director! What the hell were good actors Irfan Khan and Divya Dutta doing in the film. I am sure, they them self don't have any answer!

Are you looking for a Story?

Jez... there is no story.. but yes... a mixture of many SNAKEWOOD films from BOLLYWOOD. Manllika Sherawat plays a Snake Woo-man! who woos every man, bites him (like a lengthy python plastic snake). A film about NAG MANI and this film made with so much MONEY is not worth a PENNY! The film has no screenplay and the director does not know how to keep the scenes going. The film is just a time pass for people who don't know how to pass a time!

Mallika KISSSES a Python in the film (may be assuming that is Emran Hissshmi) and does nothing but poses Nude for couple of scenes (now, was it her or a body double, who cares?) as the film lacks sense and sensuality and can be categorized as a C grade Snakex Film!

And finally, when I saw a limited people around inside the theater for a night show, rather than watching HISSS.. they were all HIZZZing around! Yep.. this film is better avoidable and give it a MISSS....

Sundeep Malani
Film Critic!