Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Film Review: JHOOTHA HI SAHI
SPEX Appeal: John AbraHAM's in JHOOTHA HI SAHI
Jhoota Kahin Ka! Arey Yahin Ka... John Abraham, Abbas Tyrewala, Pakhi Tyrewala, AR Rahman and everyone who is a part and parcel of the production Cinergy and Tell Tale Pictures are all LIARS and LIARS. That includes one of the Idiot (R Madhavan) who was a good IdioHIT in 3 Idiots, but in this film he looks like one!
Everyone - Right from the beginning of this venture went on raving the product and was claiming it to be 'different'. And this different film is no different from any other 'boring' film!
John AbraHAM' - yes, he almost HAMS in most of the scenes and his scenes are also Hammy ones! He plays a double Abraham. Not double role, tho'.. But plays a Nerdy (Gawd! Not anymore - Enough of Nerds) and a Handsome Guy! One with Spex Appearance and one with a Sex Appearance! But, whatever.. John looks the same, ditto! Same plastic expression to his face! And sex or no spex - its the same! - completely shaved with chickna looks... John woos the director's wife in the film (And this is one of the worst couple of Bollywood).
He owns a Book Store and She a DVD store! But there is nothing in store for the fans! Its Yawn! When on Phone, he is perfect - advising everyone like a Love guru (not to commit suicide) and when he comes face to face - he stammers! A suicide helpline - and his brother and sister in law to help, his gay friends to accompany and a girlfriend beside him (added to which) Maddy's guest appearance as Pakhi's Boyfriend all are a Big Bore to this TYREWALA's Film - And Is Film ko JAANE DO... Before YOU JAANE NA! - Give it a Miss!
(That's because, this film was made by the director who made the Hit film: Jaane Tu.. Ya Jaane Na).. Now, wonder what the hell did he do with this script and a mindless film? Na Jaane Naaa...
And everyone are just Crying (singing): Cry Cry.. I am sure, this AR Rahman's worst score is now in every distributors lips: Cry Cry! or rather they are experiencing it/shedding tears (Cry)! as the amount they spent on the rights for this film - they would at least afford to buy some branded Shoes (as the SHOE must go on! - JHOOTHA hi Sahi)!
Sundeep Malani
Film Critic!
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